Fashion (n.) The process of imitating those better than us and distancing ourselves from those beneath us, by adopting new memes of dress, speech, manners, or lifestyle.
The rich often start new fashions by cherry-picking interesting new memes from the very poor. The fashion industry makes money by mass-producing and marketing fashion memes to the middle classes. Male fashions are usually technology based, while female fashions are based on makeup, shoes, handbags, and matching outfits. Female fashion porn depicts images of virginal females, on the basis that every female fashion consumer wishes she was eighteen, all her life, and had not lost all hope in ever meeting her Prince Charming.